1.4 – Karaoke (Without the Karaoke)

01Chaz is pleased to find that there is a shower at Future Sims Labs.

Chaz: And just as my armpits were about to give off gaseous green stink! Sims biology is so strange!

 

02Inventor Constructor: I am the inventor constructor.

Chaz: I’m Chaz! I’m an alien, but don’t tell anyone!

Inventor Constructor: I am not programmed to keep secrets.

Chaz: Please?

Inventor Constructor: I will erase this knowledge from my memory core. (Erases memory core) I am the inventor constructor.

Chaz: I’m Chaz. I’m not an alien!

Inventor Constructor: What do you want to invent?

Chaz: A Momentum Conserver.

Inventor Constructor: I will proceed to build this device.

 

03Chaz: Wow, look at this thing! I think I’ll call you Bob!

ISO: Nice job. Why Bob, though?

 

04Chaz starts practicing analysis and finds the element Volenton!

 

05Chaz harvests some strawberry plants and tries to make a food serum.

ISO: That coffee being here can’t be a good idea. Make sure not to mix it up with the serum…

The serum disappears in a puff of smoke.

Chaz: That’s not quite right…My head is all scrambled now!

 

06Despite his failure to synthesize the food serum, Chaz gets a promotion to Apprentice Inventor. He’s pretty happy with himself right now.

Chaz: (Laughs) That was pretty funny when it disappeared in a cloud of smoke…I can’t wait to tell Miko about my promotion!

 

07Chaz takes Miko to Waterside Warble because he understands that something called karaoke is very popular among sims.

Chaz: Miko, guess what! I got a promotion!

Miko: Congrats!

 

Chaz: (Fake yawns and puts arm around Miko)

Miko (Giggles) That was incredibly corny!

Chaz: Corny? Does that mean something is made of corn?

Miko: (Giggles) I love your sense of humor!

 

10They don’t end up singing karaoke, but they do manage to have a gold medal date!

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1.3 – Geek Love

01.pngMiko invites Chaz to Geekycon! This might be a match made in sim-heaven!

Chaz: Hey, look, it’s Llama Man!

Miko: And Mrs. Impossible!

ISO: Do they really broadcast this many sim tv shows on Orion 13?

Chaz: I can’t believe I met a girl who’s so into this stuff!

Miko: Hey, women can be geeks too!

ISO: Darn right, sister!

 

02.pngChaz: Let us proceed to take what I believe is called a “selfie!”

Llama Man: Say cheese!

Chaz: Why would I speak of dairy products at a time like this?

Miko: (Thinking) He’s so dreamy…

 

03.pngChaz: Hey look, a Geekycon t-shirt!

ISO: You’re now down to 25 simoleons. I hope it was worth it.

 

04.pngChaz: Ah, a rocket! Primitive, but I think I can use my knowledge of sim-made spaceships to help build this.

 

05.pngAnnouncer: The Geekycon challenges are beginning! Participate in the Ultimate Gaming Test or the Hackathon!

Chaz: Yippee!

 

06.pngChaz: I failed the contest, but I think I won a better prize!

Miko: Awwww!

ISO: Now we’re talking!

 

07.pngChaz: May I exchange saliva with you as an expression of my affection?

Miko: You mean a kiss?

Chaz: Ah, yes, a kiss. That’s what they’re called.

Miko: (Giggles) You’re so funny!

 

08.png*Smooch*

Chaz: How was that?

Miko: Call me sometime, will you?

 

Chaz manages to sell the few things he collected on his first day for a sink! It’s a good thing too, because the dirty dishes have been piling up!

 

11.pngChaz goes to the library to play some chess and do some reading. While reading Crisis Barn, he has a scientific breakthrough!

Chaz: Eureka! Spoons are curved so that they can keep the food in them!

ISO: That’s your breakthrough?

Chaz: Eureka! Pants not only cover your undergarments, but also keep your legs warm!

ISO: Wow…

 

12.pngChaz goes to his first day of work at Future Sims Lab.

Chaz: I hope nobody notices that I haven’t showered recently…

 

1.2 – When to Wear Clothes

01.pngThe next day, Chaz decides to invite Miko over.

ISO: On earth, it’s not customary to greet guests in your pajamas…

Miko: Been out for an early morning run?

Chaz: Yeah, that’s why I’m dressed like this. It’s definitely not because I thought it was ok to greet guests in pajamas.

Miko: (Giggles) It’s ok!

Chaz: Why don’t I go inside and change…

 

02.pngChaz: (Ahem) Now where were we…Did I mention your epidermal layer looks beautiful today?

ISO: Smooth…

Miko: (Giggles) Thanks, I think?

Chaz: It was a compliment.

 

The next morning, Chaz is awakened by his doorbell ringing. Luckily, he slept in his disguise. He does, however, once again, forget to change out of his pajamas. He also hopes no one notices the green trails of stink coming out of his armpits…

Vivian Lewis: Welcome to the neighborhood! Your house certainly has an interesting smell, Mr…

Chaz: Orion

Vivian Lewis: Mr. Orion.

Eric Lewis: My mother was going to give you a fruitcake, but I saw her eating it on the way over.

Vivian Lewis: Eric!

Chaz: Fruit…Cake? A baked confection made only from fruit?

Alice Spencer-Kim: No, silly! There’s just fruit in the cake!

Dennis Kim: Are you sure there’s nothing rotting in here?

Chaz: Thanks for coming! I should get going. I have a lot to do today…

 

05.pngISO: You smell. Maybe you should head to the gym and take a shower…

Chaz: Are there really no sanitization chambers on earth?

ISO: Nope.

Chaz: Hey, stop watching me!

ISO: Relax, there’s a very helpful censorship mosaic covering you.

Chaz: That’s a relief!

 

06.pngISO: Hmmm…So apparently clothes are something you don’t quite understand. You’re supposed to get dressed before speaking to people. Haven’t we been over this?

Chaz: Hi, I’m Chaz. Did you know all galactic hitchhikers should always have a towel?

Maribel: Ugh, please get dressed!

 

07.pngISO: Maybe you should work on some skills. Time to hit the library!

Chaz: Why would I “hit” a library?

ISO: Just go…

Chaz: Wow, reading on paper! How retro!

ISO: Just read your gardening book…

 

08.pngChaz: Ah, chess! My favorite!

 

09.pngISO: Time to get a job. Them simoleons don’t earn themselves!

Chaz: Oooh a scientist! Perfect!

1.1 – Welcome!

01.pngThis is Chaz Orion, and I am his invisible sentient overlord. His traits are Goofball, Geek, Genius, and Quick Learner. His Aspiration is Nerd Brain. I, the Invisible Sentient Overlord (ISO) have tasked him with raising 10 generations following a set of rigorous restrictions. He is currently looking at his “house” and is not very pleased with what he sees.

 

This is his house. In it are his bare necessities: a bed, a refrigerator, and a toilet.

Chaz: It’s tiny! And what are these things? Bed, refrigerator, toilet?

Invisible Sentient Overlord (ISO): The bed is where you sleep, the refrigerator is where you store food, and the toilet is where you…well…

Chaz: On Orion 13 we have sleeping pods, food capsules, and waste removal machines.

ISO: Welcome to earth!

Chaz: What is that strange statue?

ISO: Oh, only the reason why you have only $48.

Chaz: What? I had $20,000 when I landed!

ISO: Better get a job. But first, don’t you think you should go out and meet some people?

 

04.pngChaz changes into his sim disguise and goes to the park.

ISO: Very convincing. Only, don’t you think maybe the U.F.O t-shirt screams “I’m an alien” a little too loudly?

Chaz: That’s the point! No one will ever suspect it!

ISO: Okay…

 

05.pngChaz instantly sits down with Morgan Fyres and starts playing chess.

ISO: You could have asked first.

Chaz: Nonsense! There is a game very similar to this on Orion 13 called Vapta! I’m great at it! (To Morgan) The Byor piece moves in a circle, right?

Morgan: Uhhhh…

 

06.pngI “suggest” that Chaz start collecting to both begin his collection and bring in some extra simoleons.

Chaz: (Licks rock) That tastes terrible!

ISO: I told you to collect it, not lick it!

Chaz: On Orion 13 rocks are flavored!

 

07.pngChaz: (Reaches into log) Ah! It’s a neepzor!

ISO: What’s a neepzor?

Chaz: A slippery creature from my planet.

ISO: I think that’s just a frog.

Chaz: (Makes the frog do a dance)

ISO: (Sighs) I knew his goofball trait would start showing…

 

08.pngISO: Eligible wife alert! Go talk to her!

Chaz: But–

ISO: Just do it!

Jesminder Bheeda: Hi!

Chaz: Hey, look this frog I caught can do a dance! (Makes frog dance)

ISO: (Facepalms)

Chaz: (Analyzes personality) Ahh, you’re a romantic hot-headed vegetarian! So, do you have reproductive partner?

Jesminder: Ugh! (Walks away)

ISO: Maybe a little too forward…

 

09.pngISO: Ah, another eligible wife. Try to be normal this time…

Chaz: Hi, I’m Chaz Orion, and I come from outer space.

ISO: Nope…

 

10.pngChaz: Hi, I’m Chaz Orion. I like your hair!

ISO: Better…

Miko: I’m Miko Ojo. Pleased to meet you!

ISO: We have a winner, folks!

Miko: I like your t-shirt! Hey, did you see the last episode of Simtrek?

Chaz: Oh, that show broadcasts…where I’m from. It’s great!

ISO: That was close…

Chaz: It’s hilarious that they think aliens are like that!

Miko: Um…What?

ISO: Oh no…

Chaz: I mean…I imagine they’re not like they are on tv…

Miko: Oh, right!

ISO: Good save…

 

11.pngChaz goes home and goes to bed.

Chaz: (Puts feet on pillow) Hmmm…Somehow this doesn’t feel right…

ISO: That’s where your head goes.

Chaz: Oh! Goodnight, Invisible Sentient Overlord!

ISO: Goodnight!